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How to Clean Your Garage Without Arguing with Your Spouse

Dec 28, 2025 • By Command Staff
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The garage is often the final frontier of domestic disputes. It's where "I might need this someday" meets "Why do we have three broken lawnmowers?" To execute a successful garage reset without casualties, you need a battle plan.

1. Establish the Chain of Command

Before you open a single box, agree on the rules of engagement. Who has veto power over what? We recommend the "2-Year Rule": if you haven't touched it in 24 months, it's cargo that needs to be jettisoned.

2. Divide and Conquer

Don't try to tackle the entire perimeter at once. Sectorize the garage. Zone A: Sports Equipment. Zone B: Tools. Zone C: Holiday Decor. Clear one sector completely before moving to the next.

3. Call in Reinforcements

Sometimes, you're too close to the objective. That's where Task Force Garage comes in. We provide neutral, third-party tactical support to help you make the tough calls without the emotional baggage.

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We can deploy a crew to handle the heavy lifting and sorting.

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